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February Ride – Friday the 13th & Mini Bike Winter

Happy Friday the 13th AND kick off to Mini Bike Winter 2015!

Zoobombers have a wild weekend planned for you all and our very own Midnight Mystery Ride just happens to line up with the festivities.

Mini Bike Winter 2015



Meet us at “Scooter’s” – Scooter McQuade’s – 1321 SW Washington St. Portland, OR  97205

Feel free to ride your freakiest bike.  Mini, tall, you name it.

Do it better.  Errr…  we mean… at midnight we ride!


January Ride

Apex Bar


This new year brings new leaders and new mystery destinations.

We still have open months, so please let us know now if you would like to lead a ride this year.  It’s okay if you don’t know where you’ll take us, yet.  But, let’s be honest…  we’re ALWAYS scouting new bars, routes and locations.  Sometimes we make a point to try out new establishments with a sort of “Why haven’t I ever been in there before?  Maybe it would be a good new MMR start location?” mentality.  Every day for us is another chance to turn down an unfamiliar street or make a detour to see if that wide open green space we saw on the map really is accessible like we thought it might be and is totally, wildly awesome and worth sharing.

If you’re interested in leading, drop us a line.

This month your leader has chosen to meet at

1216 SE Division St.
Portland, Oregon 97202

Bring cash and don’t forget your ID.

At midnight, we ride!


Wanna join Team Midnight?

The 2015 Midnight Mystery Ride calendar is wide open!

If you are interested in leading a ride, contact us today.

You’re welcomed to claim a specific month now, or simply say “I’m interested, but don’t have a month or location in mind, yet.”

Here’s to another awesome year of bicycling adventures.

At midnight, we ride!

December Ride

Your leader this month would like to entice you with this photo.


Now listen to what he has to say…

This month’s badass ride will be worth every minute of your time. The unfathomable mysteries that will be unlocked upon completion are worth riding uphill both ways in the snow for and will see everyone: not indoors, not COLD, not stuck in the rain, and not thirsty or hungry!!! What could possibly be going on here??? The weather looks pretty good, windstorm will be gone, and temp will be decent, but wear an extra layer and a warm ass hat, then don’t worry about the cold – it won’t matter, especially at the end.

You have two jobs:
1) Bring a super weird or random ass hilarious gift. No wrong answers, but don’t spend any substantial $.
2) Dance your ass off to the music trailer or your own.

Now.  See you tonight at The Bike Commuter‘s new location:  8524 Southeast 17th Avenue


Remember, at midnight, we ride!



November Ride

Holman's Bar for Midnight Mystery Ride

Tonight we have TWO leaders.  The theme is Parks & Bridges.

Meet at Holman’s:  15 SE 28th  (SE 28th and Burnside)

At midnight, we ride!


October Ride

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See you at the Night Light Lounge tonight.

2100 SE Clinton Street

It’s your ride leader’s birthday, so be extra sweet.  Feel free to bring him a beer.  He has the popcorn covered…

At midnight, we ride….


September Ride

Slammer Tavern

The Slammer Tavern

500 SE 8th Ave
Last time we were there we had 50 fun lovin bikers dressed in various costumes and got a great photo with the owner outside, which then was framed and mounted on their wall.
We called ’em up. They are ready for a crew. Plus it’s the owner’s birthday — so bring her something nice if you’d like.