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December Ride

Your leader this month would like to entice you with this photo.


Now listen to what he has to say…

This month’s badass ride will be worth every minute of your time. The unfathomable mysteries that will be unlocked upon completion are worth riding uphill both ways in the snow for and will see everyone: not indoors, not COLD, not stuck in the rain, and not thirsty or hungry!!! What could possibly be going on here??? The weather looks pretty good, windstorm will be gone, and temp will be decent, but wear an extra layer and a warm ass hat, then don’t worry about the cold – it won’t matter, especially at the end.

You have two jobs:
1) Bring a super weird or random ass hilarious gift. No wrong answers, but don’t spend any substantial $.
2) Dance your ass off to the music trailer or your own.

Now.  See you tonight at The Bike Commuter‘s new location:  8524 Southeast 17th Avenue


Remember, at midnight, we ride!



November Ride

Holman's Bar for Midnight Mystery Ride

Tonight we have TWO leaders.  The theme is Parks & Bridges.

Meet at Holman’s:  15 SE 28th  (SE 28th and Burnside)

At midnight, we ride!


October Ride

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See you at the Night Light Lounge tonight.

2100 SE Clinton Street

It’s your ride leader’s birthday, so be extra sweet.  Feel free to bring him a beer.  He has the popcorn covered…

At midnight, we ride….


September Ride

Slammer Tavern

The Slammer Tavern

500 SE 8th Ave
Last time we were there we had 50 fun lovin bikers dressed in various costumes and got a great photo with the owner outside, which then was framed and mounted on their wall.
We called ’em up. They are ready for a crew. Plus it’s the owner’s birthday — so bring her something nice if you’d like.

UPDATE: August Ride – Please ask your friends/check Facebook

UPDATE:  This month’s ride will depart from Cosmos Lounge:

6707 SE Milwaukie Ave, Portland, OR 97202


Our scheduled August leader is MIA so a new member of Team Midnight stepped up to organized this month’s ride.  As of 5:30pm he has not announced the starting location.  When he is ready he will announce the starting location on the Midnight Mystery Ride Facebook page.  If you haven’t already found us on Facebook, now is a good time to do so.  If you don’t “do” Facebook, then you’re gonna have to go old school tonight and TEXT YOUR FRIENDS.  Ohhhhh the Mystery!  Now, get out there and enjoy the sun and we’ll see you at Midnight.

At midnight, we ride!


July Ride

See you all this Friday night at the ALIBI!

4024 N Interstate Ave

It is a tiki bar, so feel free to dress accordingly.


Remember–come into the bar.  Don’t hang out on the street beforehand.


At midnight, we ride!



June Ride

See you all TONIGHT at the Eagle Lodge in SE Portland (4904 SE Hawthorne Blvd.).

They’re staying open from 10pm-midnight JUST FOR US, so please come on by and grab a drink from them before we ride!

Please note–this ride is the PEDALPALOOZA MMR, which means there may be some first timers on the ride.  Please be a good role model for them.  Come INSIDE the bar before the ride.  Cork intersections.  Don’t be a dick.  Bring something to eat/drink at the end.  Bring your bicycle lights.  Don’t pass the leader.  Don’t complain.  Don’t leave trash at the end spot.